Someone buy me these. 

So my husband, who is wonderful and smart at a lot of things, decided that he was going to enter in some chili for his office's chili cook-off.  He spent the evening laboring over the crock pot adding various chili-type ingredients for "his" special recipe.  (yeah, it's soooo mine.)  Anyway, he's got to figure out a way to get the crock pot with the chili in it to his office.  And since he works in downtown Cincinnati and parks 1 mile away from his office, he needs to be creative.  I brought him a nice box with handles and a lid from my office so he could have something to take the crock pot in...so he wouldn't be"the crock pot guy" approached on the streets by people who would like a sample. 

After the chili was done cooking, he attempted to "seal" the crock pot with a towel.  I didn't let him get to far because I felt the chili would be better transported in a sealed container verses the crock pot with a glass lid rigged shut.  Also, it would fit better in the refrigerator.

That's when he's all "refrigerator?  I was just going to let it cool in this."

In the crock pot?  All night?

"Yeah.  So?"

I proceeded to tell him that no, that was the worst idea he ever had and that we NEEDED to put the chili in the refrigerator.  He was all "whatever, it'll be fine".  It was only after I looked it up on the internet that it was possible he could really make someone in his office seriously ill (or dead) with his tainted chili that he finally gave in that it was POSSIBLE but not PROBABLE.  Like, it would probably be fine.

....

I really really really really really hope that some other dude at this chili cookoff doesn't think the same thing.

Oh, get this, someone asked this question on Yahoo Questions and it was amazing how many people said "yeah, eat it, it's probably fine"  After leaving something with MEAT out ALL NIGHT.  Anyway, I think I made him feel bad because I posted this on the internet, but it was just too funny.  I love him though.  I should tell you he's good at problem solving and video games.  He also has a terrific sense of humor and likes animals.  There are many good qualities to celebrate.  Let's end this on a high note.  =)

Updates in my life:

1)  I has a new bunny.  Her name is Lilo.  She was mean, but now she's nice(r).  Darren buys me rabbits at Christmas.  It's a holiday tradition now.  I expect one every year.  I want eleventy rabbits.

2)  It's like, 60 degrees in my house.  All the time.  My husband does not like to hand hard earned dollars to the energy company.  He's what you call a tightwad.  And I'm what you call a wife who's not allowed to touch the thermostat.  Mostly because I'll break it.  With my gracefulness.

3)  MY BROTHER IS COMING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!  I'm very excited.  I anticipate either much joy from the reunion, or my mother dishing out 7 years of unresolved issues.  It's the gift that keeps on giving!

4)  Our Christmas lights that we got at Walmart do not work.  Well, they work.  But you can't hook them all together at the same time because it blows fuses.  And what's the point of icicle lights if you can't string them together the length of your roof?  I hate them.  I hate Walmart.  I hate Christmas.  I mean, I'm just angry right now.  These are just words.

5)  Back to the main issue:  I got a new bunny.  She's part dutch rabbit, part something else.  She's softer than a dutch, and she's also grey and white.  And her markings aren't as solid...she's got her own thing going on.  She has dainty white front paws that I think look like gloves.  And she hits me with them when I reach into her cage to get her food dish.  She also grunts when she's mad about something, which is kind of funny.  We're trying to make her and Oz fall in LURV with each other. So far, Oz has just awkwardly humped her and she's tried to bite his bottom.  *sigh*  That's the way lurv goes sometimes.  Well, not in my experiences.